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PRE-ORDER for 1 Agnes Vase

£65.00

(Klarna, Clearpay & PayPal payment plans are available for all items in the shop.)

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.

This listing is for an item that hasn't been made yet.

There are only 2 pre-orders available at this time.

Your Agnes vase will be ready to ship by August 5th.

PLEASE NOTE-
As this item is handmade, your finished piece will differ slightly from the images shown in this listing as each piece is entirely unique.

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If you don't already know of the infamous Agnes the Anglerfish, let me introduce you.

She's a bit of a grump, and is only really happy when-

⚪ She's got a cuppa and is eating a nice custard cream, watching re-runs of Blind Date with Cilla Black.

Or

⚪ Derek her boyf fuses to her body, loses his own organs and becomes a sexual parasite, providing sperm for her on demand.

Agnes has been reimagined in vase form, true to her original design, with glowing lure.

The vases have 24k gold lustre on their tails and fins, little pink cheeks, and are glazed inside.

As you can see from the images, Agnes vases have long teeth and a lure which you should treat with care to prevent any breakages.

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