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Ethel the Anglerfish porcelain ornament

£60.00
  • Ethel the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Ethel the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Ethel the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Ethel the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Ethel the Anglerfish porcelain ornament

Ethel is an anglerfish and is made from porcelain clay with 24ct gold leaf accents.
She hangs from a Christmas bauble cap (See images)

Her lure glows in the dark.
It's made using a strong glow pigment. When you shine a UV light, it charges it up.
(You can also use the sun ☀️ or your phone light)

Back story?
Here goes-

Ethel is sister of Doris, Winifred, Agnes and Maureen. She's also a bit of a grump, and is only really happy when-

⚪ She's drinking earl grey tea from her fancy tea set, and watching the heart throb, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, strutting his sexy stuff round people's drab bungalows.

Or

⚪ When Reginald her boyf fuses to her body, loses his own organs and becomes a sexual parasite, providing sperm for her on demand.