Maureen the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
Maureen is an anglerfish and is made from porcelain clay with 24ct gold leaf accents.
She hangs from a Christmas bauble cap (See images)
Her lure glows in the dark.
It's made using a strong glow pigment. When you shine a UV light, it charges it up.
(You can also use the sun ☀️ or your phone light)
Maureen is sister of Ethel, Winfred, Agnes and Doris, and is also a bit of a grump. She's only really happy when-
⚪ When she's got a Malibu and coke watching EastEnders and having a sneaky cig whilst Brian's at the chip shop.
⚪ Brian her boyf fuses to her body, loses his own organs and becomes a sexual parasite, providing sperm for her on demand.