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Doris the Anglerfish porcelain ornament

£60.00
  • Doris the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Doris the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Doris the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Doris the Anglerfish porcelain ornament
  • Doris the Anglerfish porcelain ornament

Doris is an anglerfish and is made from porcelain clay with 24ct gold leaf accents.
She hangs from a Christmas bauble cap (See images)

Her lure glows in the dark.
It's made using a strong glow pigment. When you shine a UV light, it charges it up.
(You can also use the sun ☀️ or your phone light)

Back story?
Here goes-

Doris is sister of Ethel, Agnes Winifred, and Maureen and is also a bit of a grump. She's only really happy when-

⚪ When she's got a WKD on the go, trawling 'Fin'der, checking out the blobfish and goblin sharks behind Cecil's back.

Or

⚪ When Cecil her boyf fuses to her body, loses his own organs and becomes a sexual parasite, providing sperm for her on demand.