Agnes the anglerfish PRE-ORDER

£50.00
  • Agnes the anglerfish PRE-ORDER
  • Agnes the anglerfish PRE-ORDER
  • Agnes the anglerfish PRE-ORDER

This listing is for an Agnes who hasn't been born yet.
She should be ready to ship around 10th October.

Agnes is an anglerfish and is made from porcelain clay with 24ct gold leaf accents.
She hangs from a gold chain or a Christmas bauble cap (See images)

Her lure glows in the dark.
It's made using a strong glow pigment. When you shine a UV light, it charges it up.
(You can also use the sun ☀️ or your phone light)

Agnes measures approximately 3in from nose to tail. This is a very appropriate size, as each one of made individually. You will receive one Agnes at random.

Back story?
Here goes-

Agnes is a bit of a grump, and is only really happy when-

⚪ When she's got a cuppa and is eating a nice custard cream, watching re-runs of Blind Date with Cilla Black.

Or

⚪ Derek her boyf fuses to her body, loses his own organs and becomes a sexual parasite, providing sperm for her on demand.